GRAVEYARD

[cluedin]

THE GRAVEYARD

No two deaths are ever quite the same. Some might remember the exact moment their lives were cut short; others might only see a blinding flash of light; the particularly unlucky ones might not recall any details whatsoever.

No matter how it ended up happening, though, all of you here will always have one thing in common: one second you're dead; the next, you wake up to find yourself in a dark room. Before you can even start to try and get your bearings, a shadowy figure appears in the doorway of your room, face lit from the bottom up by a faint, almost ethereal glow. It stands still for a few seconds before murmuring,

"Oooooh... I see dead people."

... The voice is followed by a snicker as a gloved hand flicks the light switch on, revealing the mysterious entity to be Pumpkin, the fox-eared groundskeeper. Lowering the game console that had illuminated her face, she continues, "That one never gets old. Anyway, hey, sup, you're dead, that sucks, the house is probably gonna eat you as soon as this round is over. Wanna see what everyone else is up to on the other side?"

As you take in everything the gardener has told you, you suddenly realize as you look around... though you don't see anything, why does it feel like this place is already crowded?

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[sadiskick]

[ She laughs. ]

My, Mister Wright, did you think that was serious? I have to wonder what you would've thought, if I were more serious?

[shortfornow]

I don't think he would survive it.

[sadiskick]

I would enjoy that.

[ He can't die twice. :) ]

[slobjection]

Objection.....

[sadiskick]

Overruled.

[ Could he stop her? ]

[slobjection]

[ he absolutely could not ]

... I think Mammon needs a kiss more than I do.

[shortfornow]

Then what are you waiting for?

[ cause this is funny ]>

[slobjection]

[ he would not ]

[slobjection]

... I just didn't think you would go for a game like this.

[ he's still fucking blushing ]

[getdrekt]

Hah!

[he's practically purring with vindication.]

So much for keeping your cool, nya!

[slobjection]

[ god this is the worst ]

I didn't think she was serious about this.

[getdrekt]

You--

[he's literally bubbling with amusement. this is probably the happiest you've heard him.]

You thought... You thought melt, of all people wouldn't rise to the challenge of a meaningless act of physical affection with a human, nya?

[his tail waves triumphantly, the purring briefly increasing.]

You're completely red, nya.

[sadiskick]

[ Hey, Asch. Guess what? There's a kick coming his way. ]

I would not kiss any human on the lips. Phoenix Wright has at least found out enough information about this house to be worth something.

[slobjection]

It's your imagination.

[ ......... it's kind of nice to see asch smiling and laughing like this, so he'll let him have his fun. ]

[shortfornow]

[ pulls phone out

snaps pic ]

[sadiskick]

[ The more flustered he looks, the more delighted she is.

He should stop for his own good. ]

For a reaction like that, it's not a complete waste of time.

[slobjection]

[ what is with beautiful women enjoying his pain....... ]

[ he's still incredibly red ]

You caught me off guard.

[sadiskick]

The bottle pointed at you. You had enough time to run.

[ But... she likes a chase, so..... ]

[slobjection]

.... I feel like that wouldn't have worked out for me.

[ he should have run though... he's a fool ]

[mammoney]

SPIN THE FUCKING BOTTLE, MORON!!!

[MOVE!!!! ON!!!!!!!!!!]

[slobjection]

But I'm not playing.

[ he just got kissed???? ]

[shortfornow]

Just spin it so he'll stop being loud.

[ Cat. Ears ]

[slobjection]

I don't think that'll stop him...

[mammoney]

YOU ARE PLAYING OR I'M GOING TO PUT PUDDING DOWN YOUR PANTS, DIPSHIT!

[slobjection]

Huh. Why so worked up?

[ but fine he'll play ]