[But she's suddenly focused on the question about Plum instead.] If you mean something besides not wrecking the house...? [She ponders.] Plum likes keeping to herself, so maybe just making sure to pick up after yourself and stuff. She might like you more then.
You asked how we all met, sir. My sisters and I obviously met at birth, and we've worked for Master Blue for many years. It feels like we've known the Master forever but I think we've lost track how many years it's really been.
[But she makes a face.] If you must give her something, maybe some tea? Or I can teach you how to bake a strawberry rhubarb pie.
[The grin she's giving him seems to suggest she's not going to confirm or deny her age.] We've seen a lot over the years, Mr. Wright. Sometimes it's hard to tell the days apart.
[But with the dough rolled, she's going to start feeding it through the pasta cutter just to show him what she's doing.] Spaghetti first, and then we can work on a pie. Can I trust you with the noodle-cutting?
[Phoenix...Nick....okay, she guesses. She should be a little more stringent on addressing guests politely but she's not about to go against him if he's asking.]
Okay, Nick. [She looks pleased at least. Phoenix is possibly doing his best, noodles and all...] As long as they're thick enough to cook the shape isn't that important. It's the sauce that pulls it all together anyway. Just like a pie filling.
Well I'm sure you're good at your job, too...even if I've never played poker before. [Phoenix noodles can happen. It's law now.] It's easy when you've been doing it for a while.
Even if you really don't have to thank me? [But the idea of a trade is pretty nice, admittedly.] I think I can teach you a lot. I'm still learning anyway and poker has a lot of sleight of hand and stuff to it, doesn't it?
Aren't you the one who said you have a magician in your family? [She's interested in that, too, even while she's busy opening the cans of tomatoes to begin the sauce.]
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[But she's suddenly focused on the question about Plum instead.] If you mean something besides not wrecking the house...? [She ponders.] Plum likes keeping to herself, so maybe just making sure to pick up after yourself and stuff. She might like you more then.
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[ not letting this go. ]
Hmm. Can't promise that. Maybe something else?
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[But she makes a face.] If you must give her something, maybe some tea? Or I can teach you how to bake a strawberry rhubarb pie.
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[ i'm sorry he's the worst....... but he's not the worst offender when it comes to property damage, at least. he's very messy though. ]
Tea and pie it is. I'd be honored.
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[But with the dough rolled, she's going to start feeding it through the pasta cutter just to show him what she's doing.] Spaghetti first, and then we can work on a pie. Can I trust you with the noodle-cutting?
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Depends.... if you're picky about the shape or not.
[ he might actually try to make some phoenix noodles, beware. ]
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Okay, Nick. [She looks pleased at least. Phoenix is possibly doing his best, noodles and all...] As long as they're thick enough to cook the shape isn't that important. It's the sauce that pulls it all together anyway. Just like a pie filling.
[A two in one lesson? Yes.]
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Good to know.... you really know your stuff.
[ yeah he's definitely making phoenix noodles, sorry everyone ]
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[ please serve phoenix noodles officially somewhere ]
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Is that really something you can teach? [She straight up don't know, my guy.]
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If you can teach this old dog some new tricks in the kitchen.... I can give you the basics of poker. Call it a thank you from your assistant.
[ she's like 5000 so its ok ]
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Even if you really don't have to thank me? [But the idea of a trade is pretty nice, admittedly.] I think I can teach you a lot. I'm still learning anyway and poker has a lot of sleight of hand and stuff to it, doesn't it?
[No those are magic tricks.]
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[ teaches a 5000 y/o underage girl/robot to play poker nbd. ]
You're thinking of magic.... but I can't say poker isn't a little magical.
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[ phoenix is hard at work at his phoenix noodles ]
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I've got a few up my sleeve.
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What are you doing with the noodles...?
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[ then she can wow and/or annoy her sisters with them!! ]
Phoenix noodles. I think they look pretty good.
[ do they.... ]
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But do they taste pretty good?
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Don't know. Wanna try it?
[ it's not cooked yet peach how would he know!! ]
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It'll go better with the sauce. But it look time-consuming...is it?
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[ phoenix please!!!!! at least he's having fun. ]
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