You asked how we all met, sir. My sisters and I obviously met at birth, and we've worked for Master Blue for many years. It feels like we've known the Master forever but I think we've lost track how many years it's really been.
[But she makes a face.] If you must give her something, maybe some tea? Or I can teach you how to bake a strawberry rhubarb pie.
[The grin she's giving him seems to suggest she's not going to confirm or deny her age.] We've seen a lot over the years, Mr. Wright. Sometimes it's hard to tell the days apart.
[But with the dough rolled, she's going to start feeding it through the pasta cutter just to show him what she's doing.] Spaghetti first, and then we can work on a pie. Can I trust you with the noodle-cutting?
[Phoenix...Nick....okay, she guesses. She should be a little more stringent on addressing guests politely but she's not about to go against him if he's asking.]
Okay, Nick. [She looks pleased at least. Phoenix is possibly doing his best, noodles and all...] As long as they're thick enough to cook the shape isn't that important. It's the sauce that pulls it all together anyway. Just like a pie filling.
Well I'm sure you're good at your job, too...even if I've never played poker before. [Phoenix noodles can happen. It's law now.] It's easy when you've been doing it for a while.
Even if you really don't have to thank me? [But the idea of a trade is pretty nice, admittedly.] I think I can teach you a lot. I'm still learning anyway and poker has a lot of sleight of hand and stuff to it, doesn't it?
Aren't you the one who said you have a magician in your family? [She's interested in that, too, even while she's busy opening the cans of tomatoes to begin the sauce.]
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[ not letting this go. ]
Hmm. Can't promise that. Maybe something else?
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[But she makes a face.] If you must give her something, maybe some tea? Or I can teach you how to bake a strawberry rhubarb pie.
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[ i'm sorry he's the worst....... but he's not the worst offender when it comes to property damage, at least. he's very messy though. ]
Tea and pie it is. I'd be honored.
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[But with the dough rolled, she's going to start feeding it through the pasta cutter just to show him what she's doing.] Spaghetti first, and then we can work on a pie. Can I trust you with the noodle-cutting?
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Depends.... if you're picky about the shape or not.
[ he might actually try to make some phoenix noodles, beware. ]
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Okay, Nick. [She looks pleased at least. Phoenix is possibly doing his best, noodles and all...] As long as they're thick enough to cook the shape isn't that important. It's the sauce that pulls it all together anyway. Just like a pie filling.
[A two in one lesson? Yes.]
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Good to know.... you really know your stuff.
[ yeah he's definitely making phoenix noodles, sorry everyone ]
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[ please serve phoenix noodles officially somewhere ]
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Is that really something you can teach? [She straight up don't know, my guy.]
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If you can teach this old dog some new tricks in the kitchen.... I can give you the basics of poker. Call it a thank you from your assistant.
[ she's like 5000 so its ok ]
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Even if you really don't have to thank me? [But the idea of a trade is pretty nice, admittedly.] I think I can teach you a lot. I'm still learning anyway and poker has a lot of sleight of hand and stuff to it, doesn't it?
[No those are magic tricks.]
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[ teaches a 5000 y/o underage girl/robot to play poker nbd. ]
You're thinking of magic.... but I can't say poker isn't a little magical.
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[ phoenix is hard at work at his phoenix noodles ]
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I've got a few up my sleeve.
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What are you doing with the noodles...?
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[ then she can wow and/or annoy her sisters with them!! ]
Phoenix noodles. I think they look pretty good.
[ do they.... ]
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But do they taste pretty good?
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Don't know. Wanna try it?
[ it's not cooked yet peach how would he know!! ]
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It'll go better with the sauce. But it look time-consuming...is it?
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[ phoenix please!!!!! at least he's having fun. ]
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[ this is gonna take forever but it will be worth it!! ]
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