I might've heard a thing or two about them. [Now she sounds amused.] And I might've heard that some bets were placed.
[My dude? But the burger's in reach. Whenever he eats it, it'll be delicious.]
I don't think I've ever heard of the Devildom. [She hums in thought.] Is it just you guys that live there then? [The oven's opened and she's busy flipping the newt legs to cook on the other side before closing the door again.]
There's no point to a good fight if you can't make a little cash from the results. I see opportunity, I take it! It's how I am!
[Now give him a moment while he chows down on this burger. Mmmm mmm mm! Amazing! He wipes off his mouth with the back of his sleeve.]
Nah, a whole lotta other demons live in the Devildom with us. Some witches as well! But me and my brothers, we live in this place called the House of Lamentation. Used to be a haunted and super cursed human house, until Lord Diavolo took it over and let us live there. Its close to the school, too.
What about if it's your own fight? Can you bet on yourself? [That's a great question. Also she'll excuse your lack of table manners because demons aren't humans.]
Devildom's like a whole town then. [Tell her more.] Did Lord Diavolo make it less haunted and cursed?
Well, duh. Of course I'd bet on myself. You can totally do that.
[Is it illegal? ABSOLUTELY.]
Uh, why would we make it less haunted and cursed? I mean, I guess he got rid of most of the human stuff that would be in the way, but its perfectly fine the way it is.
[Listen they're about as smart as teenagers what do you want from them. Peach just watches Mammon react and doesn't seem all too bothered by it.]
Is it really that big of a deal? [She asks the Avatar of Greed...] We really don't mind most of the time. ["Most of the time" because /gestures to her sisters.]
[don't mind him he's kind of mentally screaming over here]
Go to your stupid boss and just. Shake him. Stab him. Hold him over a fire and make him boil until he cries bloody murder. I don't care. And then tell him to give you what you deserve! Which is money and gold and whatever you use to pay for stuff! Jewels! Whatever!! Dammit!
[mammon really saying Eat The Rich except its because he supports everyone being rich?? somehow works.]
[What are morals? The guy wanted to torture murder suspects in a murder mystery, he is a DEMON and LOVING IT]
What do you MEAN- [SHE?? DOESN'T HAVE A NEED??????????] Do you even hear yourself right now? You TOTALLY need that stuff! Imagine all the cool things you could buy!
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[My dude? But the burger's in reach. Whenever he eats it, it'll be delicious.]
I don't think I've ever heard of the Devildom. [She hums in thought.] Is it just you guys that live there then? [The oven's opened and she's busy flipping the newt legs to cook on the other side before closing the door again.]
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[Now give him a moment while he chows down on this burger. Mmmm mmm mm! Amazing! He wipes off his mouth with the back of his sleeve.]
Nah, a whole lotta other demons live in the Devildom with us. Some witches as well! But me and my brothers, we live in this place called the House of Lamentation. Used to be a haunted and super cursed human house, until Lord Diavolo took it over and let us live there. Its close to the school, too.
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Devildom's like a whole town then. [Tell her more.] Did Lord Diavolo make it less haunted and cursed?
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[Is it illegal? ABSOLUTELY.]
Uh, why would we make it less haunted and cursed? I mean, I guess he got rid of most of the human stuff that would be in the way, but its perfectly fine the way it is.
[it's the Aesthetic]
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[Don't teach her these bad habits, that's rude.]
Some people are scared of haunted things! Demons are allowed to have different tastes, aren't they?
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[No, you're not.]
Oh? You wanna get in on the betting, too? I totally recommend it.
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I don't have anything to bet though! And you guys keep taking our silverware so that doesn't really count...what would you recommend?
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[Don't encourage him.]
[And oh boy. Don't ask him that. He smiles very wide.]
Do you have cash? Or better yet, gold?
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[And Mammon just.]
[Drops his burger to his plate. He is THAT stunned.]
What the CRAP is that? That's not pay? What kind of idiot are you workin' for? YOU'RE PRACTICALLY DOING THIS FOR FREE, YOU FOOL!
[NOBODY DOES ANYTHING FOR FREE, THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!]
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Is it really that big of a deal? [She asks the Avatar of Greed...] We really don't mind most of the time. ["Most of the time" because /gestures to her sisters.]
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[don't mind him he's kind of mentally screaming over here]
Go to your stupid boss and just. Shake him. Stab him. Hold him over a fire and make him boil until he cries bloody murder. I don't care. And then tell him to give you what you deserve! Which is money and gold and whatever you use to pay for stuff! Jewels! Whatever!! Dammit!
[mammon really saying Eat The Rich except its because he supports everyone being rich?? somehow works.]
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Do you usually stab your employers, sir? [Do not.] We don't really have a need for jewels or stuff like that anyway.
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[What are morals? The guy wanted to torture murder suspects in a murder mystery, he is a DEMON and LOVING IT]
What do you MEAN- [SHE?? DOESN'T HAVE A NEED??????????] Do you even hear yourself right now? You TOTALLY need that stuff! Imagine all the cool things you could buy!
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Okay so what's the coolest thing you've ever bought?