because here's nhs!! he's walking up, because teej is working very hard, and tapping on the door with his fan! anya is here to also be part of the polite committee even though she's got a shotgun strapped across her back, curtsying politely in front of the door before giving it a greeting]
[Anya and Huaisang can go knock on the door. Jin Ling will say he will be right back, and he will leave. Toi can go ahead and pick the lock with the knife.
By the time he's frustrated with it, if it doesn't work, Jin Ling is back with a sliver of wood from the fireplace, the end lit. And a............stick.
It's dynamite.
Which he immediately lights behind them and weasels through to prop against the door. He drops the wood and whips around and yells,] RUN! [and starts hauling ass.
But he grabs anyone if they don't seem like they can keep up. Time to run......into the drawing room far away and hide!! And wait!!]
[Genuinely hope they're all running, can you imagine if they didn't? So while those other methods don't work at all, obviously a stick of dynamite will. The fuse is lit and begins to fizzle out, and as the group divebombs into the drawing room they will hear a loud, wood-splintering KABOOM.
When they exit into the hall, they'll find that the door's completely obliterated and hanging by its hinges. Good thing Nie and Anya asked politely for entrance because they can slip right on in!
...it's dark though. Even with the light filtering from the hall, they can't quite see what's in this room except for a pull-string dangling from the ceiling in the middle of the room.]
[they sure are going to just bolt and then run back - but admittedly anya will sound a bit more congratulatory]
Oh! It worked. Молодец. Good job - say sorry to Plum later.
[they're probably going to get glared at for this,,
but she will also just going to the room, stepping carefully and then just try to touch lightly along the left side of the wall by the door? like maybe there's a light switch there?]
[Too late. He gets kicked, and goes barreling right through Huaisang and Anya, being none gentle, and flies first right into the room. But that's fine because he wanted to be first anyway.
He falls over, but grabs the string that's dangling to try to catch himself, yanking it as he goes down.]
[The first concerning thing is that there's a soft crunch under Huaisang's feet! There doesn't seem to be a hole or anything in the floor but it's soft and a little slippery. There's a bit of a draft and Anya might shiver, feeling ice under her finger tips as she feels along the wall.
Jin Ling, as he's sliding, finds himself landing face first in something very cold and sort of fluffy as he pulls the string, the creaking and cracking of something following.
With Toi outside, however, he'll find that the fabric sleeve of a winter jacket suddenly reaches out on its own, wrapping around his ankle to drag him inside. Once he's inside the room, the door begins to stitch and rebuild itself quickly before their eyes as the world around them goes blindingly white. As the vision clears, they'll find themselves standing in a snowy forest, large looming trees above and a path of lamp posts lighting the way down a path. There's also four jackets in their size resting on what looks like a dog sled.]
the area he's from is cold, so he probably doesn't actually need the jacket? but he'll poke at them and pick it up just in case. maybe it'll be useful anyway.]
Well, if we can't go back... do you think we're meant to bring this along, too?
[she looks surprised but also she's going to pull her hand back from where the wall, uh, used to be and will hold her hand out to see if she can catch flakes. she looks back to the other two - ] Toi and Jin Ling okay?
[given that one rushed into shit and the other got literally dragged in,,
but she will nonetheless look rather entranced at the path in front of them, moving forward]
Ah, sled is for dogs. [she'll make a gesture with her hands to indicate two rows in front of the sled, because she's weirdly well-prepared to deal with this turn of events] Good to transport through snow - faster.
[she's absolutely wearing a dress, but she doesn't seem to be that bothered by the cold either. apparently this is what happens when you're anime russian]
Sputtering, he jerks his head and shoulders up, blinking snow out of his lashes and looking around wildly.] What the hell is this?! [Not the snow, but the place. It takes a few moments, but he scrambles up, throwing his arms around himself and hunching. It's cold as hell!]
I'm fine! [Once he snatches up one of the remaining jackets.] Why do we have to pull it?! No one wants to pull a stupid sled! I'm walking ahead!
[Not everything is about yetis, Francy. Anyway so I guess Jin Ling is heading down the path and he's bundled in a jacket. Toi also has a jacket, and both boys will feel something weighted inside the pockets...
Huaisang, pocking around the jacket in his hand, will find what appears to be a pair of sharp silver scissors! As Anya also moves ahead, the sled begins to follow by itself. The path is peaceful and regardless of where they are everywhere around them seems quiet and still. Snow's falling enough that they can catch snowflakes on their tongue, and while they walk they begin to find pawprints.
Anya might be on to something, except these prints are much bigger than any standard wolf and seem to stray off onto two separate paths. There's a lamp post at the end of the path that sits at the head of a fork in the road. To the left, or to the right?]
[the scissors will be put in his belt, within reach, while he pulls out his metal fan to hold in one hand. just in case.
also he's going to sit on the sled and see if it still moves! if not, he'll give in and walk... either way, he pauses at the fork, fan waving in each direction.]
I really don't know that one looks better or worse than the other.
[she glances in the direction of nie's scissors... and tilts her head before going to retrieve a jacket too, just to see if there's anything interesting inside it!
though she'll look a little bit nervous at the prints that seem to be far too big, and she squares her shoulders as she's a little bit more on alert]
... Be careful, both ways.
[she has a feeling that they're going to do whatever they want and she can't decide on her own, but can she sees if one set of tracks looks more recent than the others based on snowfall? is there anything to hear in one direction or the other?]
[ toi will also stick his hand in his pocket to see what this is ]
They're both probably going to be terrible.
[ he is looking towards the left, but then he just looks at jin ling because something tells him that he will make the decision for them by being a fucking moron ]
[Hm, weird. Jin Ling digs into the pocket to see what he's got, and hopefully it snaps a finger off. He also watches those tracks go by, too. That's....disconcerting.]
Then it won't matter which way. We can handle it. It could be a yao. If it's dead, it's a monster. [He sniffs the air?] But I don't smell any decay...
[Yet.
But refusing not to be in the lead when he already is, he turns and heads down the left path cautiously because that's what a coin toss gave me, so don't kill me when everything goes to shit.]
[I'm glad for Huaisang's priorities but yes the sled continues to move even if he's sitting on it. He'll even hear faint barking around him now that he's sitting! If Anya's looking at the snow, she'll see that the larger prints seem pretty recent, but now that she's looking at the ground she'll see that in front of the sled small dog-sized pawprints are appearing right before her eyes as the sled's dragged toward the left.
Anya's magic pockets give her five spools of thread in the primary colors, black and white. Toi's pockets provide him with a measuring tape and a small six-inch ruler, and Jin Ling promptly stabs himself with a handful of needles. Nice. As they venture down the left path, the snow seems to be thickening as it falls, but the ice is just as slippery under their feet. They can hear the sound of jingle bells up ahead, but seeing might be a little difficult.]
[he's peering around at the sound of faint barking, now that he can hear it, there you go anna. nie huaisang stays on the sled for now, though, doing his best to keep an eye out ahead of them despite the heavier snowfall.]
And don't get too far ahead! We really shouldn't risk being separated, please don't leave me behind...
[what if monsters come from the back too!!
also it's probably safer to stay closer but you know.]
[she. points down at the ones that seem to be appearing in front of her eyes?? she will look between the prints and nie, and the moving sled - and then carefully step on to join him so she doesn't have to walk anymore too]
Ouch! [STOP, LET THE NEEDLES BE IN ONE OF THOSE LITTLE TOMATO PINCUSHIONS. That is what he pulls out, leave me alone.] --Dogs?!
[He almost drops the needles in his rush right back over to the sled with everyone else.] Where?! [THERE ARE NO DOGS. Wait. Now that he's closer, he can see the little prints appearing on the ground, and his eyes grow wider.
GHOST DOGS?
Stupidly, he reaches out to touch the area where they'd be because let him pet the dogs. :'(] Huh? I have this thing. [The tomato needle pincushion.
Also, he stands on the back of the sled? if it's a dog-like sled? Because of course he does.]
[The sled is big enough for all four of them, and the needles are partially in a cushion and partially just freewheeling, sorry Jin Ling. Once all of them are on the sled, they'll be able to see a large team of beautiful fluffy snow dogs! They're white and large and almost appear to be made out of snow themselves. Soft clouds...with all of them on the sled, the barking is louder now.
Jin Ling probably touched a butt without realizing it.
With all of them on the sled though the lead dog looks back and barks. Hope they're all holding on because the sled is suddenly picking up high speeds, much faster than a dog sled has any right to be. Into the snow they go! With the snowstorm around them and the dogs running, the four of them will see they're passing icicles and trees with shoes and jewelry hanging from them. At the speed they're going, some of the trees whip back and forth and if they aren't careful they will get smacked with some of these items. Will they try to slow the dogs down, or let them run?]
We do, don't we... um, how many of us know how to use them? I can, just a bit.
[but then jin ling is joining them and there are soft cloud dogs and oh no, they're cute. oh no they're FAST. the trees definitely smack huaisang with some of the jewelry, and he holds a hand to the spot, voice nearly a wail.]
Oww-!! Slow down a little, please slow down!
[he doesn't know how to control dogs, ok. he's also kind of trying to make a grab for what hit him as his hands fly up to where he was smacked, just to see if he can snag whatever it was.]
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because here's nhs!! he's walking up, because teej is working very hard, and tapping on the door with his fan! anya is here to also be part of the polite committee even though she's got a shotgun strapped across her back, curtsying politely in front of the door before giving it a greeting]
Hello! Вступление? Okay to enter?
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... you two are so stupid. Move.
[ he will shove past them and pull out a small knife from his pocket?? it's fine. toi is going to try to pick it. ]
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By the time he's frustrated with it, if it doesn't work, Jin Ling is back with a sliver of wood from the fireplace, the end lit. And a............stick.
It's dynamite.
Which he immediately lights behind them and weasels through to prop against the door. He drops the wood and whips around and yells,] RUN! [and starts hauling ass.
But he grabs anyone if they don't seem like they can keep up. Time to run......into the drawing room far away and hide!! And wait!!]
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When they exit into the hall, they'll find that the door's completely obliterated and hanging by its hinges. Good thing Nie and Anya asked politely for entrance because they can slip right on in!
...it's dark though. Even with the light filtering from the hall, they can't quite see what's in this room except for a pull-string dangling from the ceiling in the middle of the room.]
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[yeah he RAN LIKE THE FUCKIN WIND because he saw this coming... lord.
at least it worked! he doesn't want to be first in, so he'll just kind of like. edge in along with someone else.
... and do his best to squint at the floor between them and the string just in case. are they going to trip if they go for it.]
Ah- be careful...
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Oh! It worked. Молодец. Good job - say sorry to Plum later.
[they're probably going to get glared at for this,,
but she will also just going to the room, stepping carefully and then just try to touch lightly along the left side of the wall by the door? like maybe there's a light switch there?]
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[ toi isn't going inside he is trying to kick jin ling ]
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Ow, fuck! Don't kic--
[Too late. He gets kicked, and goes barreling right through Huaisang and Anya, being none gentle, and flies first right into the room. But that's fine because he wanted to be first anyway.
He falls over, but grabs the string that's dangling to try to catch himself, yanking it as he goes down.]
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Jin Ling, as he's sliding, finds himself landing face first in something very cold and sort of fluffy as he pulls the string, the creaking and cracking of something following.
With Toi outside, however, he'll find that the fabric sleeve of a winter jacket suddenly reaches out on its own, wrapping around his ankle to drag him inside. Once he's inside the room, the door begins to stitch and rebuild itself quickly before their eyes as the world around them goes blindingly white. As the vision clears, they'll find themselves standing in a snowy forest, large looming trees above and a path of lamp posts lighting the way down a path. There's also four jackets in their size resting on what looks like a dog sled.]
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[here? possible?? why and how are they OUTSIDE.
the area he's from is cold, so he probably doesn't actually need the jacket? but he'll poke at them and pick it up just in case. maybe it'll be useful anyway.]
Well, if we can't go back... do you think we're meant to bring this along, too?
[a gesture at the sled, there.]
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[she looks surprised but also she's going to pull her hand back from where the wall, uh, used to be and will hold her hand out to see if she can catch flakes. she looks back to the other two - ] Toi and Jin Ling okay?
[given that one rushed into shit and the other got literally dragged in,,
but she will nonetheless look rather entranced at the path in front of them, moving forward]
Ah, sled is for dogs. [she'll make a gesture with her hands to indicate two rows in front of the sled, because she's weirdly well-prepared to deal with this turn of events] Good to transport through snow - faster.
[she's absolutely wearing a dress, but she doesn't seem to be that bothered by the cold either. apparently this is what happens when you're anime russian]
Be careful. Might be wolves or danger.
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this might as well just happen. ]
Or yetis.
[ there were zombies last week. toi is not expecting something normal.
but he will get up, brush himself off, and hurry to get a coat because unlike those two fucks, he is not from russia or fantasy russia ]
We don't have dogs for the sled. We just pull it?
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Sputtering, he jerks his head and shoulders up, blinking snow out of his lashes and looking around wildly.] What the hell is this?! [Not the snow, but the place. It takes a few moments, but he scrambles up, throwing his arms around himself and hunching. It's cold as hell!]
I'm fine! [Once he snatches up one of the remaining jackets.] Why do we have to pull it?! No one wants to pull a stupid sled! I'm walking ahead!
[Which he starts doing down the path.]
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Huaisang, pocking around the jacket in his hand, will find what appears to be a pair of sharp silver scissors! As Anya also moves ahead, the sled begins to follow by itself. The path is peaceful and regardless of where they are everywhere around them seems quiet and still. Snow's falling enough that they can catch snowflakes on their tongue, and while they walk they begin to find pawprints.
Anya might be on to something, except these prints are much bigger than any standard wolf and seem to stray off onto two separate paths. There's a lamp post at the end of the path that sits at the head of a fork in the road. To the left, or to the right?]
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[the scissors will be put in his belt, within reach, while he pulls out his metal fan to hold in one hand. just in case.
also he's going to sit on the sled and see if it still moves! if not, he'll give in and walk... either way, he pauses at the fork, fan waving in each direction.]
I really don't know that one looks better or worse than the other.
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though she'll look a little bit nervous at the prints that seem to be far too big, and she squares her shoulders as she's a little bit more on alert]
... Be careful, both ways.
[she has a feeling that they're going to do whatever they want and she can't decide on her own, but can she sees if one set of tracks looks more recent than the others based on snowfall? is there anything to hear in one direction or the other?]
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They're both probably going to be terrible.
[ he is looking towards the left, but then he just looks at jin ling because something tells him that he will make the decision for them by being a fucking moron ]
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Then it won't matter which way. We can handle it. It could be a yao. If it's dead, it's a monster. [He sniffs the air?] But I don't smell any decay...
[Yet.
But refusing not to be in the lead when he already is, he turns and heads down the left path cautiously because that's what a coin toss gave me, so don't kill me when everything goes to shit.]
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Anya's magic pockets give her five spools of thread in the primary colors, black and white. Toi's pockets provide him with a measuring tape and a small six-inch ruler, and Jin Ling promptly stabs himself with a handful of needles. Nice. As they venture down the left path, the snow seems to be thickening as it falls, but the ice is just as slippery under their feet. They can hear the sound of jingle bells up ahead, but seeing might be a little difficult.]
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[he's peering around at the sound of faint barking, now that he can hear it, there you go anna. nie huaisang stays on the sled for now, though, doing his best to keep an eye out ahead of them despite the heavier snowfall.]
And don't get too far ahead! We really shouldn't risk being separated, please don't leave me behind...
[what if monsters come from the back too!!
also it's probably safer to stay closer but you know.]
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[she. points down at the ones that seem to be appearing in front of her eyes?? she will look between the prints and nie, and the moving sled - and then carefully step on to join him so she doesn't have to walk anymore too]
Вместе. Will stay together - no one left behind.
Do we all have... items for sewing?
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how big is this damn sled anyway can it fit all of them. because if it can then toi will also get on it. ]
It looks like it. What do we need that for in the middle of all this snow though?
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[He almost drops the needles in his rush right back over to the sled with everyone else.] Where?! [THERE ARE NO DOGS. Wait. Now that he's closer, he can see the little prints appearing on the ground, and his eyes grow wider.
GHOST DOGS?
Stupidly, he reaches out to touch the area where they'd be because let him pet the dogs. :'(] Huh? I have this thing. [The tomato needle pincushion.
Also, he stands on the back of the sled? if it's a dog-like sled? Because of course he does.]
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Jin Ling probably touched a butt without realizing it.
With all of them on the sled though the lead dog looks back and barks. Hope they're all holding on because the sled is suddenly picking up high speeds, much faster than a dog sled has any right to be. Into the snow they go! With the snowstorm around them and the dogs running, the four of them will see they're passing icicles and trees with shoes and jewelry hanging from them. At the speed they're going, some of the trees whip back and forth and if they aren't careful they will get smacked with some of these items. Will they try to slow the dogs down, or let them run?]
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[but then jin ling is joining them and there are soft cloud dogs and oh no, they're cute. oh no they're FAST. the trees definitely smack huaisang with some of the jewelry, and he holds a hand to the spot, voice nearly a wail.]
Oww-!! Slow down a little, please slow down!
[he doesn't know how to control dogs, ok. he's also kind of trying to make a grab for what hit him as his hands fly up to where he was smacked, just to see if he can snag whatever it was.]
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